A TREISTE -THE INTRICACIES OF NET DATING

MATCH.COM - WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU!?!?

Where to start….Where to start. Curious how many of you have had the chance to use match.com, or something similar. Would appreciate your thoughts and stories. I myself, have had semi-decent luck on macth.com BUT I get the impression that women HAVE IT MADE when it comes to this site. Most women I know, that have been or are on the site, have been overwhelmed with email. Now, not to toot my own horn or to ring the cowbell, I feel that I am a pretty good looking guy with a goofy sense of humor and solid career that pays well. Albeit, I’m no George Clooney. I have ALSO had some doozies when it comes to emails from women at the site.

Sooooooo do you want to hear my creepiest match.com stories? Too bad - you get anyhow!!

Here is a selection of women that want a piece of VinnyD:

Have had a few doozies. More wacky than good! If you're looking for hilarity.....look no further!! Get ready for these!! Here are a few samples:Drum roll please............Wait for it.....Wait for it............

1) 65 year old woman looking to get some ACTION. Apparently I am one SEXY Italian Stallion!!! I politely declined. I have considered the male escort life style more seriously after her email. Have always wanted to be a kept man!! Schweeeeeeett!

2) 23 year old from Mansfield, Ohio emailed me after reading my profile. Cute. Likes older guys (I didn't know whether I should take that as a compliment or smack, although I am getting up in years - soon to be wheeling around in one of those Senior scooters like Stan's grandpa from South park). Get this - on her first email she asked if I would like to have a kid with her! What the?!?!?!?

3) Multiple, count 'em, MULTIPLE offers from Russian women to visit them in Russia and possibly get married! 'Cmon NOW!

4) An 18 year old from Ironton, Oh (good ol' Appalachia) who thought I was cute and wanted to get together, possibly at a Hotel. Again, WHAT THE!!! I know I am hot but c'mon! I see a possible robbery waiting to happen.

So how about them apples?

Many, many more, but wanted to give you all the sports center highlights!

Look forward to any AND all feedback from the peanut gallery that issss……the World Wide Web – Thanks Al Gore!

 

F*** Brad Pitt!

Angelina is now officially off the market and pregnant! Damn, there goes my chance!! I was soooooo close. I guess I will have to switch my amorous thoughts and dreams over to wooing (that was soooo 1890's - wooing?!?!?!) Katherine Heigl. With her......I have a chance.

One other item - Jamie Foxx has released an album. Federlines is on the way. 2 of the 3 prophecy's needed for the Hat Trick from HELL. The prophecy has begun...........

Hockey and Schlitz...what a way to start 2006!

Geez louise, I have been a slacker. My first post in 2006. How bad is that.

I really have to put s plug in for a few other blogs that are quite enjoyable and written by my sis and a few of her friends:

1) http://www.alaughaminute.blogspot.com/ my sisters. Love to read to keep up on her shenaningans. Very funny.

2) http://timmytapeworm.blogspot.com/

3) http://www.chidester.blogspot.com/

On the sports front, WHAT THE HELL is happening this season with The Columbus Blue Jackets!?!?!?!?! THEY ARE HORRIBLE!!!!! So fun going to games and watching your hometown team getting waxed (trying to bring back that sweeeet 80's term). I'm starting to get a better feel for what it's like to be a Cubs fan! But I do love em'

Now down to some serious biz....beer. Me and my friends have been on a missions to bring back and popularize that one and only great American beer.......Schlitz!!! Not that 40oz. malt liquor crap! I'm talking the royalty of beers! Being Italian, that was a big beer in the hood (Italian hood) back in the day. Us Italians have great taste and recognize quality. That's why we were so big fans of IROC Z's.

I'm published Ma! I'm published!

And my high school english teacher siad I would NEVER amount to anything! Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

TIME TO GET ILL!

I'm not the type of person who likes to waste my time And when I'm on the mic - I just say my rhymes Because I'm out on bail - the check is in the mail They can sentence me to life - but I won't go to jail I'm cool calm collected - from class I was ejected Just me, Mike D., and M.C.A. - we're rarely disrespected I got all the time that I need to kill What's the time? - it's time to get ill!!

How can you not start with a litlle quote from those crazy BBoyz?